- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
- school: hi your GPA needs to be at least a 4.2 and you have to get perfect scores on your SAT's and ACT's and HSPA's and LMNOP's so you should be spending every second of your life studying if you want to get into college
- school: oh but you should be in 6000 clubs and activities
- school: and do volunteer work
- school: but you need a car and gas money to get to all these places so have a job
- school: do sports
- school: be musically talented
- school: wow eww you breathe?? colleges won't like that
- school: best four years of your life!!1!
